Monthly Archives: July 2012

New Defense Minister Better Have Plan To Combat Zombie Apocalypse- Minister Of Health

The Minister of Health has stated that New Minister of Defense, whoever he will be,  better have a plan to combat a zombie apocalypse or risk getting fired just like his predecessor. “And it better be a detailed plan, complete … Continue reading

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“STUFF LIKE THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME”- Gen Izim.

SECURITY BRIEFING “Wait. Roll that back,” said the President, “What did you just say?” “I said: Stuff like this happens all the time. There really is no need to worry.” Answered the security chief, Gen. Izim. “All the time?” queried … Continue reading

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SAMBO’S REVENGE.

Breakfast Briefing “It’s downright fishy. Something is up. No man can be that satisfied with himself, Sir.” “What, exactly, are you suggesting?” Asked the President, as he stared at a very unflattering picture of himself in today’s paper. “Sir, i’m … Continue reading

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