Monthly Archives: February 2011

Mechanic opens car hood, Immediately knows what is wrong.

A mechanic along Oshodi Road, Lagos, has expressed his sorrow over the events which occurred yesterday. “This guy drove in to our workshop,” narrated Olalude, “and said there was something wrong with his car. I told him to park it … Continue reading

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President of PMAN, Dele Abiodun, has recently released a statement in which he advised Banky W to let his sideburns grow. “As a body of performing artistes in Nigeria, we feel we will be lacking in our duty if we … Continue reading

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PARENTS BAFFLED BY CHILD’S INSISTENCE TO FINISH SCHOOL. NOTHING UNUSUAL ABOUT MAN, BANK WORKERS REPORT. CHURCH SERVICE GOES ON FOREVER. CHILD INSISTS ON FINISHING SCHOOL, PARENTS DISTURBED Mr and Mrs Nwabufo have expressed their consternation over their son’s insistence to … Continue reading

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#8

The News Today: PLATEAU STATE TO UNDERGO MAJOR CHANGES BOY OF 14 MAKES SUPER EAGLES TEAM LIST! LIFE EXPECTANCY FALLS AMONG AFRICAN DICTATORS PLATEAU STATE: THE COMING CHANGE. The Plateau Sate Government has announced its plans to engineer massive change … Continue reading

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ENTERTAINMENT NEWS: Mo-hits in troubled waters.

DR. SID, MO-HITS, REGRET MAKING ‘POP CHAMPAGNE’ SONG. Famous Nigerian music group Mohits, has hit troubled times. Sources confirm that Dr. Sid and the other members of the group now regret making the hit track ‘Pop Something.’ The song, which … Continue reading

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Breaking News!! CONFUSION AS CHILD CANNOT REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS A SOLDIER. 19 FEARED DEAD- Police Commissioner TOWN IN UPROAR OVER POWER SITUATION. BLACK BOX FOUND CONFUSED CHILD CANNOT REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS A SOLDIER. The management of Little Tots … Continue reading

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monologue.

“My evil past has caught up with me. God, I knew this day would come! After all these years… “And i thought I had it covered. I did everything I knew to cover up… Paid off family and friends, bribed … Continue reading

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Random: Worth a thousand words.

Evidence shows that Jim Iyke is apparently more worried than earlier evidence had suggested. The Nollywood actor and wildly famous Rap artiste has recently been besotted with certain troublesome issues which have given him no rest. “He got out of … Continue reading

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#5.2 In which my work begins

8:47 am. parked beside road. How distraught all evil doers must be, to know I am perched here, seeking them out. How sorry they shall be when i nab them in the bosom. A pox on Capt Ojoro for giving … Continue reading

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THE NEWS TODAY!: VOTERS REGISTRATION COMES TO AN END. MTN TO DO NOTHING ABOUT INCREASING CASUALTIES. MAN TO LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE. VOTERS REGISTRATION COMES TO AN END The voters Registration has come to an end after three weeks. INEC … Continue reading

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